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Rated PG?

Rated PG?

Postby MissPriss » Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:17 am

Created a poster and the comments seemed to show that this would be a fun thread. The rules are simple...

Describe your last sexual encounter using the name of a movie
eg. Home Alone.
When I die I'm gonna be an orgasm donor.
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:05 am

Independence day.
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My mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Greeny » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:58 pm

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:56 am

127 hours.
Claire wrote:You can lick it up if you want, but I'm using the carpet shampooer.





My mother makes better spaghetti and meatballs than your mother does.
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby turboerik327 » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:09 pm

Bump...
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby MissPriss » Sat Aug 18, 2012 8:14 am

The Jerk
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Shadowhound » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:14 am

Jaws
"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater".
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Bull » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:06 am

28 days later
- A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -

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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Rick69 » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:42 am

...Terminator...
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Re: Rated PG?

Postby Kyronic » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:23 am

Spanking the Monkey... That movie's not as funny as it sounds (well, I only saw the last half of it).
If you have seen the movie, I'm referring to the title as the encounter, not the (*spoiler*) mother/son incest part... :faint:
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


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