Spanking the Monkey... That movie's not as funny as it sounds (well, I only saw the last half of it).
If you have seen the movie, I'm referring to the title as the encounter, not the (*spoiler*) mother/son incest part...
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.
I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.
I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.
[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]
"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm