[carebear]

OK, here's the drill...

first part of the sentence, you say something you like in bed...I can be whatever the fuck you want, but it has to be true - if you lie, God will know it and you'll go to Hell with no K-Y whatsoever, for all eternity.

second part, you say 'because' and there is the part were you get creative, it just has to be funny !

since you all are a bunch of retards, I will give an example to start things off :

I like eating pussy out...

because when I eat it in, it makes stains on the carpet

OK, let's see what you got

[carebear]

I like fucking doggiestyle...

because then we can both watch X-Files

(this is from a Bloodhound gang song)

[carebear]

I like getting my balls sucked (man, I really do)...

...because it makes me feel closer to God

this is unless I feel the teeth of course, then she just gets slapped in the face and doesn't get paid