OK, here's the drill...
first part of the sentence, you say something you like in bed...I can be whatever the fuck you want, but it has to be true - if you lie, God will know it and you'll go to Hell with no K-Y whatsoever, for all eternity.
second part, you say 'because' and there is the part were you get creative, it just has to be funny !
since you all are a bunch of retards, I will give an example to start things off :
I like eating pussy out...
because when I eat it in, it makes stains on the carpet
OK, let's see what you got
'Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to do it' Steve Prefontaine