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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby carebear » Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:04 am

Contrary to the popular belief saying that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, Carebear never had an opinion in his entire life, and yet his upper boddy is entirely made of assholes of different colors and shapes, some of them being really nice and pretty - most of them being just...well assholes :rofl:
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby carebear » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:01 pm

carebear likes to take a piss when he wakes up in the morning.

Occasionally, he even gets out of bed first. :rofl:
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby carebear » Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:58 pm

Carebear may very well shit in the woods

but he pisses like anyone else

all over your parade ! :rofl:
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby Kyronic » Thu May 24, 2012 5:24 pm

carebear wrote:Carebear may very well shit in the woods

but he pisses like anyone else

all over your parade ! :rofl:

Hi. I'm Kyronic.
Carebear likes talking and replying to himself when nobody listens. He enjoys insulting himself rather than others (as do I).
Wait, those weren't baseless lies. I guess they don't count. :?
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:06 pm

Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat *cunt*ryland...
Long, long ago land masses were called Empires... and they were run by Emperors...
Long ago land masses were called Kingdoms... and were run by kings...
Today land masses are called Countries...
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby Kyronic » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:47 pm

M0rd3kaI wrote:Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat *cunt*ryland...

Hey, I thought we were doing baseless lies...
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 4:58 pm

Then clearly you are a bit under the influence of some LSD or ACID... Speed maybe...... maybe even mushrooms, anyway, don't try to flatter us, we all know your secret of being quite far from a... *ahem* 'horse' if you know what I mean :wink:
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Long ago land masses were called Kingdoms... and were run by kings...
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby Kyronic » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:59 pm

:cry:
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby M0rd3kaI » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:10 am

Offended??

By a guy on the internet??

ok...

:thumbsup:
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Re: Baseless lie - same as MF but for grown-ups

Postby Kyronic » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:36 pm

M0rd3kaI wrote:Offended??

By a guy on the internet??

ok...

:thumbsup:

Nah, I just couldn't think of anything clever to type. I'm better at ridiculing myself. :ahh:
I don't always watch porn, but when I do, I choose... Well, I just watch whatever's free.
He's the least interesting man on the web.

I deleted all the porn on my computer, but I still find myself getting sucked in by pornographic websites on my browser. I wish I could get some kind of lust exorcism.

I once got a girl to laugh at some of my dumb jokes. That's an achievement.... for me.

[Insert something not porn-related or self-deprecating.]


"Kyronic is actually a horse... begging for beastiality to occur... seeking out those 2 legged, small vaginad women as he gallops and strots his way through the fat "cunt"ryland..."
-M0rd3kaI » Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:06 pm
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