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Introduction Thread- Stay on topic please

Postby Faceplant31 » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:27 pm

This is a thread dedicated to new members and old members alike. So if you are new here please chime in a tell us about yourself. I'll start.

Hello hookers! I'm faceplant, I have been a part of the motintwork for a while now and have learned to love it. I like to make the darker comedy posters and appreciate anyone who takes the time to make quality posters. I am one of the site mods and will be making sure that everyone plays nice here. If you have any questions feel free to PM myself or Mooooooooooooooooooo. Have fun and don't be afraid to ask questions.
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Seriously I have no idea.


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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby Mooooooooooooooooooo » Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:45 pm

I am Moooooooooooooooooo I like the shopping places and the no lineups for bathroom paper. Faceplant paid for me to come to your country and do all of things that he says. I only hope that I be good American and maybe Face stop trying put it in my bum so much.




Right!, I'm Moooooooooooo and I love all things Motifake (except dig my dog, I don't go that way)
I'm Canadian and that makes me better than you.
I am the other site mod (the better one) and you can pm me for anything, I'll even tell you where the best pizza in your neighborhood comes from.
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby spacedog » Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:43 pm

I am spacedog. I've been around the moti-block a couple times, and have seen lots of changes. My posters aren't always funny, but sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a half eaten moldy hotdog and hallucinates how funny he is. I'm Canadian too, and that means Moo's better than you? And if you need anything PM Moo, he can't get enough PMs.
Whatever floats your boat.
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby Bull » Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:59 pm

Hi I'm Bull .. I've only been here a month or two but have been enjoying this site for a long while. I like dirty jokes, boobs, hotpockets, titties, medieval/fantasy games and books, breasts, and chocolate cake. I'm kind of dumb when it comes to this here inter-web thingy but I'm figuring it out a bit at a time. My posters aren't always that great, I've bombed a few times, but like any true idiot I keep getting up and coming back for more.
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby Greeny » Sun May 01, 2011 7:06 pm

Hi - I'm not Canadian. My wife hates every minute I spend here, and I like Scotch
My shoe size is 10 1/2
My one word of advice: do not drink or eat while scrolling through new posts; or at least get one of those soft plastic keyboard covers
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby JackFace » Tue May 03, 2011 12:38 pm

Hello I am Jackface, i am terrible at spelling and grammar, GrammarNazi's are out for my head. Most of the time there will be two people using this account....the male side is currently typing, please excuse the female for she just likes making posters and you make her laugh.
Must refrain myself from saying something stupid......
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby pzykosiz » Tue May 03, 2011 7:15 pm

hello i'm pzykosiz, and i'm an alcoholic
i've been here a bit over a year.
normally i'm on the other site, however i do float between them a little bit (when i remember there's a link at the bottom of the page)
i'm from Australia, but most of you knew that, so i do possibly miss some of the more US based humor.
most of my good stuff is dark and sick humor, so it ended up here
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby guyfox » Sun May 08, 2011 12:04 pm

Naturally most of you already know me by now. For those of you who don't I am guyfox the resident mischief maker. I'm pretty sure the reason Mr. M made MAD was so we can finally use all those pics that I submitted and got rejected. His hard drive must be getting full by now...........
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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby Hawamleh » Mon May 09, 2011 1:05 pm

I am Hawamleh, or hammy for short, I'm an Arab... I'm also not hairy,
i would also like to challenge moooooo to find a good pizza place in Jordan.
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Believe me, you are.

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Re: Introduction Thread

Postby UnionJackandSally » Wed May 11, 2011 4:33 am

Well... Hello there. I'm UnionJackandSally. I've been loving, laughing, and losing my mind with the Motifake network for a couple of months now... Mostly because I'm deployed, and I have nothing better to do. I'm a 1337 by trade, a n00b by design. May the Graybeards have mercy, and the banhammer gentle, as I learn to use the tools of the trade correctly and accurately. I enjoy poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. I would like to think I put a lot of thought into my posters before posting them, but some might not think my thoughts were well thought through enough to think I'm funny. Big shouts out to Cubby, Iceman, Faceplant, Mooooooooo or however many F@#%ing o's are in his name, and Rerun for making this site what it is and making me laugh on a daily basis in a place where the funniest thing I see is a local taking a s#!t in the middle of the street. Actually, that's pretty funny...
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