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BIRTH CONTROL - demotivational poster

TAGS: apr 6 birth control you ll put your eye out kid

(4.32/5) - 19 votes

rerun - April 6, 2010, 7:17 pm, #170042

Ever seen a chick from the late 80's hair catch on fire? This stuff made for a flash fire on the hair bears

spacedog - April 6, 2010, 3:47 pm, #170003

Nice one Matt, 5Ls.

R.S.Jake - April 6, 2010, 1:43 pm, #170000

I see he shaved before the picture...good boy.

pieman - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm, #169998

We had just gotten the boy over all his anger issues. They the whole "Jake is my real daddy" thing happened.

forseti - April 6, 2010, 12:31 pm, #169991

he's cool. i would burn everything too if my parents would dress my like this!

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#97317 Created April 6, 2010
More by Fatt Matt

THE 90S - I miss the days when the biggest decision of my life was Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle. demotivational poster

TAGS: 90s pokemon

(4.08/5) - 26 votes

DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 5:37 am, #218271

Now instead of having only 150 to catch, we're well past 500 and going. The lesson? You'll never catch 'em all so get a job and stop backpacking regions for infinite numbers of pokemon. It'll kill you, someday, Ash.

Sho - April 6, 2010, 11:53 am, #169984

I always dumped my starter in the pc

CANADA - April 6, 2010, 10:11 am, #169972

Try going out side or playing hockey

angus90 - April 5, 2010, 4:29 pm, #169865

They weren't really an option when I was 8 years old.

GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 4:25 pm, #169864

cost you about the same as a new game?

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#97219 Created April 5, 2010
More by angus90

THE PERFECT WOMAN - The face of an angel and a body like the devil, She cooks, cleans, gives head, plays C.O.D. and doesn't nag. Her name is April. April Fools. demotivational poster

TAGS: perfect woman

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(4.42/5) - 45 votes

DonnieBluesky - January 11, 2013, 5:40 am, #218272

The Perfect Woman is both man's biggest fantasy and joke, since she does not exist. We men deserve better. But it's not a perfect world.

rerun - April 1, 2010, 6:36 pm, #168742

ah, I am not a gamer. thanks

GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 6:33 pm, #168739

and Angus, shall I vote on this like you would?

GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 6:32 pm, #168737

Call of Duty? that's his call to service...something

rerun - April 1, 2010, 6:31 pm, #168735

1. PM forseti....2. What is COD?

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#96739 Created April 1, 2010
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EASTER - Has been cancelled demotivational poster

TAGS: easter cancelled dog rabbit

(4.1/5) - 30 votes

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 5:43 am, #168827

Really? I know this isn't original... not by a longshot.

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#96688 Created April 1, 2010
More by tomtomtom

demotivational poster ULTIMATE CHEMISTRY BY PROF. AGGY

ULTIMATE CHEMISTRY BY PROF. AGGY - demotivational poster

TAGS: march calendar 2010 final chemistry nice calendar mr culos flowers religion love antivirus harper lee ubuntu take a break birds heaven anything that occupy space clits

(4.33/5) - 15 votes

themansn - February 11, 2011, 6:47 am, #212184

yeah :) When I was at school we had a Foreign Language assistant from US who had to study for one year in germany in order to become Teacher for Phys.Ed. and German. He almost cried out of happyness when I showed him some good german beer

forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:39 am, #168548

there are about 5 real beers only i guess... the rest seems to be american-made drinks to me. or, as we call it in europe: kids-beer... :P

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#96631 Created March 31, 2010
More by lesterinside