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2013-03-31T09:38:09-07:00

Age Doesmt Matter When She Looks Like This

EITHER YOU JUST LOST A FIGHT WITH THE CAT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-31T08:22:08-07:00

Or Im about to have a very very good evening

CHEERLEADERS UNDER ARREST - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-31T08:14:25-07:00

Thing a beauty aint it

STUDYING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-31T08:12:35-07:00

If you do too much of it... you miss a lot of ther stuff

FLAUNTING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-31T08:02:56-07:00

SQUEEZE Those Boobies Together Youre Doing It Right

AGAINST THE WALL - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-31T08:00:06-07:00

This Would Be A Cops Dream

BEACH BABES - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-31T06:12:07-07:00

Make Everyone Thing Else On Your Seaside Vacation Obsolete

WHENEVER SOMEBODY CALLS ME UGLY - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-31T01:22:38-07:00

I GET SUPER SAD AND HUG THEM
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR THE VISUALLY IMPAIRED

ASSUMING THE POSITION - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T20:33:34-07:00

I Love It When Chicks Do This

THAT LOOK - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-30T20:17:53-07:00

That Says I Dont Think You Can Handle This Body But Im Willing Risk It

THE BONDS OF MATRIMONY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T17:40:36-07:00

make for a fun but quiet marriage

LEATHER LACE - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-30T11:10:12-07:00

Theres just something about it

PERFECTION - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T11:06:59-07:00

If you can find a better ass... youre my idol

DREAMS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T10:30:12-07:00

MARRIAGE EQUALITY - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-30T10:17:51-07:00

stand up for mancentaur marriage

I CAUGHT THE EASTER BUNNY - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-30T10:13:28-07:00

I wonder if shell like my carrot

ELBOW BRA - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-30T09:47:06-07:00

An Order Of Magnitude More Difficult Than Hand Bra

THICK GIRLS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T09:39:45-07:00

They Have More Of The Things We Like

TREEHUGGER - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-30T09:20:29-07:00

Id Rather Hug Her Than That Damn Tree

LINGERIE FOOTBALL - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-30T09:11:17-07:00

Im assuming shes a tight end

EASTER BUNNY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-30T08:59:17-07:00

A Hell Of A Lot Sexier Than Peter Cotton Tail

GUITAR PLAYERS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-30T08:18:24-07:00

THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN BREAK A G STRING
WHILE FINGERING A MINOR AND NOT END UP ON
THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY

THIS MECHANIC - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-29T16:36:06-07:00

can lube my shaft any day

GOOD COP BAD COP - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-29T11:17:22-07:00

take me in and work me over

EASTER EGG HUNT - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-29T09:37:23-07:00

If You Win This Is Your Prize

THE EASTER BUNNY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-29T09:15:14-07:00

Is Happy And Smiling...And I Can See Why

COUCH - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-29T08:55:40-07:00

This One Looks Comfortable And Accommodating

NEED FULFILLMENT - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-29T08:41:28-07:00

If youre not there... shes gonna start without you

OH WHAT I WOULD GIVE... - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-29T08:22:34-07:00

To Wash Her Right Now

EASTER - Rating: 3.5/5

2013-03-29T08:08:34-07:00

IF NOT FOR HALLOWEEN
EASTER WOULD BE MY FAVORITE ZOMBIE RELATED HOLIDAY

REDHEADS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-29T07:36:13-07:00

Blondes are wild brunettes are true
but you never know
just what a redhead will do

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-29T07:10:37-07:00

the best office Christmas gift ever

FOREPLAY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-29T06:32:32-07:00

Also Known As Preheating The Oven

IM GOING TO REGRET - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-29T02:28:46-07:00

SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU

LINGERIE FOOTBALL - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-29T01:58:37-07:00

Girls Playing Football In Sexy Lingerie Whats Not To Like

WINE - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-29T01:49:57-07:00

A Few More Glasses And Shell Do Anything You Want

DAYUM - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-29T01:37:44-07:00

Look At All The Star Wars Toys

A WOMANS PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-28T17:16:16-07:00

and sometimes they need a gentle reminder

NICE CAR - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-28T16:51:45-07:00

Can I help you find the keys I took

WHEN YOURE DRUNK - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-28T16:46:22-07:00

Anything will do

THE CAR IS FING HIDEOUS - Rating: 4.2/5

2013-03-28T16:39:56-07:00

But I dont think anyones gonna notice

FLOOR MODEL - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-28T16:38:13-07:00

Bar floors pretty gross but love the outfit

SO YOU HAD A BOOB JOB ON THE NHS - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-03-28T13:26:05-07:00

FUNDED BY THE TAXPAYERS.
WHILE I DONT CONDONE THIS SURELY YOUR PRIORITY SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THAT MONSTROSITY YOU CALL A FACE

WEDDINGS OVER - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-28T08:07:59-07:00

time for the training to begin

THROAT EXAM - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-28T06:03:33-07:00

my boyfriend says I have a problem swallowing

NAVY GIRLS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-28T00:54:15-07:00

They Know How To Get Seamen

DIRTY GIRL - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-28T00:47:56-07:00

Wanna Watch Her Get Clean

BIGUNS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-28T00:40:40-07:00

Look At Her Nose. Hows She Ever Going To Get A Date With A Nose Like That

YOUR FRIENDS SISTER - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-28T00:32:14-07:00

You Always Wanted To Bang Her...Nows Your Chance

DISAPPOINTMENT - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-28T00:26:46-07:00

The Look On Her Face Says You Forget Something And You Aint Getting Any Tonight

BEDTIME STORY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-28T00:12:23-07:00

I Cant Think Of One Lets Try Something Else

DIGNITY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-27T19:02:20-07:00

This Is The First Thing That Disolves When Alcohol Is Involved

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-27T18:41:55-07:00

Why Beat Around The Bush.

BRAS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-27T18:36:30-07:00

Sometimes They Can Be Such A Nuisance

WEIGHT LIFTING - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-27T17:59:58-07:00

Be Safe And Use A Spotter

THATS JUST GREAT - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-27T12:16:12-07:00

now do you know what a KITCHEN looks like

WHEN YOU SEE IT - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-27T11:32:28-07:00

You Will Shit Bricks

LIKE IT MATTERS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-27T10:49:31-07:00

when Im just going to fuck you up the ass

SEX TOYS - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-27T10:32:41-07:00

Mixing Chicks Toys Alcohol. A Sure Recipe For Fantasy Fulfillment

NO ONE EVER WENT TO JAIL - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-27T10:18:08-07:00

for doing THIS to a passed out chick
Keep it in your pants

MILITARY UNIFORMS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-27T09:56:10-07:00

Camouflage NEVER Looked So Good

CLEAVAGE - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-27T08:50:46-07:00

Why Yes It Is And Hes Got A Closeup View

CHARLIE BROWN TODAY - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-27T07:12:12-07:00

Because AAUGH just doesnt cover it anymore

IM SO FABULOUS - Rating: 4.2/5

2013-03-27T02:15:33-07:00

I PISS GLITTER

HORNY BUCK LICKING PUSSY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-26T23:26:41-07:00

Life is so much funnier with a dirty mind

THE WAY WE DRESS ADVERTISES WHO WE ARE - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-26T19:12:22-07:00

and this ad says buy one get one free

SEX IS VIOLENCE - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-26T17:31:45-07:00

Because theres nothing more aggressive than sticking something into someone

KINKY SEX - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-26T06:29:54-07:00

Not sure where to begin...
But I cant wait to get started

YUP - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-26T06:26:14-07:00

I think shes telling you shes moved on

THE LOOK THAT SAYS - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-26T06:24:49-07:00

IM READY

YOU WANT ME - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-26T06:21:34-07:00

IN YOUR DREAMS PAL

3 WORDS... - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-26T06:19:40-07:00

YOU DA MAN

COME WITH ME YOUNG LADY YOURE GETTING A BREAST REDUCTION - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-26T04:06:15-07:00

SAID NO MAN EVER

WITHOUT ME - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-26T03:47:51-07:00

IT WOULD JUST BE AWESO

TWO MORE REASONS - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-25T14:58:38-07:00

to preserve the 2nd Amendment

IM NOT A NERDY GIRL - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-25T03:25:12-07:00

IM JUST SMARTER THAN YOU ARE

WOMEN LOVE ROMANTICS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-25T03:08:25-07:00

SO SPRINKLE SOME ROSE PETALS ON THE BED
BEFORE YOU BUTT FUCK HER

BLOW JOBS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-25T02:45:37-07:00

IM A FIRM BELIEVER IN LOVE AT FIRST BLOW JOB

THERES SOMETHING ABOUT A HOTTY WITH A GUN - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-24T06:30:15-07:00

That makes me not so scared to die

YOU KNOW YOUVE DONE GOOD... - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-24T06:26:52-07:00

When you leave her looking like this

INNUENDOS - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-24T06:22:18-07:00

There are so many here I dont know where to start

ITS NOT WHAT YOU CATCH... - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-24T06:19:29-07:00

Its whats holding your rod that counts

YOURE GONNA LIKE THE WAY I MAKE YOU FEEL - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-24T06:17:31-07:00

I Guarantee It

THAT LOOK - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-24T05:38:45-07:00

The one that says youve got a mouthful

THE BEACH - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-24T04:58:37-07:00

You Never Know What Youll See But Your So Glad You Saw It

OLD HOOKERS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-24T04:51:09-07:00

They Never Die They Just Get Better With Age

SATISFACTION - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-24T04:43:08-07:00

Is When You Find What Your Looking For After Hours Of Surfing

TO QUOTE THE BIBLE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-24T04:11:37-07:00

MY CUPS RUNETH OVER

SCREW EHARMONY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-24T04:04:10-07:00

IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT

HOTTIE - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-23T12:30:56-07:00

MY BIG COCK - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-23T06:58:57-07:00

You know you want it...

SLUTS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-23T05:41:20-07:00

Usually photograph well... and feel great

IF THIS MAKES YOU WANT TO GO FOR A SWIM - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-23T05:37:47-07:00

You need to rethink things... quickly

WHAT DO YOU MEAN - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-23T05:31:12-07:00

I look like a slut

FISTING CLASS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-23T05:19:07-07:00

A new learning experience

THERES NOTHING BETTER - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-23T05:05:19-07:00

Than A Hot Babe Wearing Sexy Lingerie

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-23T04:42:08-07:00

She Gives New Meaning To The Term Gutter Slut

ASS INSPECTOR - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-23T04:23:05-07:00

Somebodys Got To Do It. So Do I Have A Volunteer

SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO UNWIND WITH A DRINK - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-23T02:15:31-07:00

I PREFER A FAT LINE OF SPEED
THEN TAKING IT DOGGIE STYLE

GOOD TIMES - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-23T01:56:48-07:00

IM THE FAMOUS GOOD TIME
THAT WAS HAD BY ALL

I HATE WINTER - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-22T21:31:18-07:00

GEEK CRISIS - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-22T18:00:59-07:00

Somewhere there is a geek who just ran out of Kleenex.

GIVING NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE... - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-22T15:25:28-07:00

COCKSUCKER

FRIENDS - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-22T15:23:05-07:00

They can be so suportive at the worst times

VACATION PHOTOS - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-22T12:04:31-07:00

You Got Your Picture Taken With Mountains. Now Lets Go To The Room And Fuck

THE REASON WHY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-22T11:18:04-07:00

I Have A Zoom Lens On My Camera

WEDDING NIGHT - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-22T10:31:05-07:00

Enjoy It Fellas Cuz Its All Downhill From Here

CLEANING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-22T09:19:04-07:00

I Didnt Hire Her For That Specific Reason

I DONT NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES - Rating: 3.9/5

2013-03-22T02:39:47-07:00

I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

PRACTICE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-22T01:55:04-07:00

Leads To Superior Technique

I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. BUT I DO KNOW A WOMAN WHOD BE MAD AT ME FOR SAYING THAT. - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-21T18:26:15-07:00

Mitch Hedberg

SEX - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-21T15:04:30-07:00

Sex the thing that takes up the least amount of time
and causes the most amount of trouble.
John Barrymore

BAD SEX - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-21T15:00:52-07:00

Having sex is like playing bridge.
If you dont have a good partner youd better have a good hand

SEX AND MONEY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-21T14:53:00-07:00

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that
sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan

THE REASON - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-21T09:51:58-07:00

You Go To The Gym And Workout

THE CAR WASH - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-21T04:07:40-07:00

LET ME POLISH YOUR HOT ROD

SEX - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-21T00:21:04-07:00

SEX IS CONTINGENT UPON THE ATTITUDE OF THE MAN
NOT THE ATTITUDE OF THE PROSPECT

FEAR - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-21T00:09:57-07:00

She Can See It In Your Eyes

sailboat - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-21T00:05:05-07:00

BALLET - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-20T22:16:35-07:00

I Only Like It For The View

FAKE BOOBS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-20T22:04:57-07:00

Because Not Everyones Born Pretty

MOTORBOATING - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-20T21:55:12-07:00

In A Situation Like This Its Not An Option

DUDE JUST ADMIT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-20T18:35:56-07:00

and get on with the makeup sex

MY HAIR COLOR - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-20T17:11:28-07:00

Loreal Bimbo 5

WHAT DEVIL - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-20T02:41:45-07:00

WHAT DEVIL ART THOU THAT DOST TORMENT ME THUS

IT SEEMS YOUVE ACCUMULATED A NEW CLUSTER OF VD - Rating: 3.9/5

2013-03-20T02:30:35-07:00

IM GOING TO PRESCRIBE SOME
AJAX STEEL WOOL AND A FLAME THROWER

SLUTTY TEACHER - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-19T18:00:18-07:00

Good boys get As.
Bad boys get two Ds

BACK TO SCHOOL - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-19T09:53:49-07:00

Naughty Schoolgirl Reputation. Shes Busy Earning Hers

MOBY DICK - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-19T02:43:38-07:00

IS NOT A VENEREAL DISEASE

PLAY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-19T02:38:26-07:00

DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-19T02:36:29-07:00

I ONLY LOOK INNOCENT

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT OR THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-19T02:23:40-07:00

ITS WHETHER THE CAPTAIN CAN STAY IN PORT
LONG ENOUGH FOR ALL THE PASSENGERS TO GET OFF

BOYS NIGHT OUT - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-18T17:09:02-07:00

My wife has no objections.

FINALLY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-18T17:07:30-07:00

Hooters now delivers

PLUMBERS CRACK NICKEL SLOT.... - Rating: 3.8/5

2013-03-18T13:57:26-07:00

There are times when its really quite acceptable

ONE SMALL TUG... - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-18T13:55:06-07:00

Brings you one step closer

THOSE ARE THE NICEST TEETH... - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-18T05:31:30-07:00

Ive cum across in a long long time

LESSON 1 - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-18T05:28:25-07:00

You pick up the phone... you lose

MY NAME IS MR BUBBLE - Rating: 4.2/5

2013-03-18T05:23:16-07:00

But you can call me daddy

YOUR WIFE IS HOT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-18T01:58:01-07:00

TURN ON THE AC

ORAL SEX - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-18T01:46:38-07:00

THERE IS A REASON MY MOUTH IS ROUND

BANANA FOR POTASIUM - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-17T12:54:30-07:00

and guess whats for protein

SORORITIES - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-17T12:49:47-07:00

teaching girls the really important lessons

IS IT IN YET - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-17T12:45:18-07:00

words no man ever wants to hear.

RUBIKS CUBE - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-03-17T03:16:53-07:00

THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH IT
THE HARDER IT GETS

YOU CANT GET ON MY LEVEL - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-17T03:11:10-07:00

YOURE GOING TO NEED A SPACE SHUTTLE OR A LADDER THATS FOREVER

ILL NEVER UNDERSTAND - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-17T02:57:57-07:00

WHY ONCE A MONTH
WOMEN GO COMPLETELY CRAZY FOR THIRTY DAYS

BEER AND BOOBS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-16T12:01:42-07:00

The Best Way To Celebrate St Patricks Day

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-16T11:22:27-07:00

Here Is A Nice Pair Of Lucky Charms For You

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-16T11:02:14-07:00

May The Luck Of The Irish Be With All Of You

REAL WOMEN - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-16T06:56:13-07:00

drink real beer Happy St. Patricks Day

ST PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-16T06:48:46-07:00

Just because you can claim to be Irish today doesnt mean you can drink like it

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-16T04:41:40-07:00

LASSIE ITS YOUR ANCESTRAL DUTY
TO DRIVE THE SNAKE OUT OF MY PANTS

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-16T03:58:52-07:00

I BET SHE COULD HELP ME PUT THE
IRISH SPRING BACK INTO ME SHILLELAGH

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-16T03:12:45-07:00

TIP O THE PENIS TO YE

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-16T02:51:17-07:00

SHE MUST BE IRISH
BECAUSE MY PENIS IS DUBLIN

MECHANICS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-16T01:47:52-07:00

I Think She Wants To Check Your Dipstick

COWGIRL - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-16T01:37:24-07:00

Id Love To Rope Tie Her Up...Yippe Ki Yay

WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE WET - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-15T14:40:39-07:00

This wasnt what I had in mind...
But its a good start

LIBRARIAN - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-15T09:35:31-07:00

She Opens After The Library Closes

DEADLY ASSASIN - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-15T09:24:30-07:00

Shes A Cold Blooded Killer Who Will BLOW You Away

FOOTBALL TRYOUTS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-15T08:50:55-07:00

Now Heres A Quarterback Who Is Worth A Look

AK47 - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-15T08:31:02-07:00

Gunny Highway Was Right...This Is A Deadly Weapon

HAREM GIRLS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-15T08:12:12-07:00

Heres One Good Thing That Came From The Middle East

ADVICE NEEDED - Rating: 4.2/5

2013-03-15T05:29:31-07:00

SMOKING MARIJUANA - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-15T02:11:01-07:00

IF SMOKING MARIJUANA HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING
ITS THAT I REALLY LIKE SMOKING MARIJUANA

GO AHEAD - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-14T21:13:43-07:00

Make My Day

ORAL EXAMINATIONS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-14T18:44:39-07:00

it never hurts to get in a little practice

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR PANTS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-14T15:10:33-07:00

Or are youjust letting me know Ive got no shot

PLAYING WITH FIRE - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-14T09:16:40-07:00

Think You Can Handle The Heat

GUITAR HERO - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-14T01:56:27-07:00

It Will Make You Rock Hard

NERDY CHICKS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-14T01:36:18-07:00

Oh Yeah They Can Be Very Sexy

HOSTAGE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-14T01:12:31-07:00

Dont Move Or She Gets One In The Brain

BLONDES BOOBS GUNS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-14T00:46:32-07:00

I Didnt Know She Had A Gun

FREEZE - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-14T00:08:16-07:00

You Have The Right To Remain Silent

2ND AMENDMENT - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-13T20:48:46-07:00

Now Thats What Im Talking About

KARDASHIAN MAKEUP - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-13T20:29:31-07:00

for when you want to look like a promiscuous notalent attention whore

MINIVAN - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-13T18:46:11-07:00

This is one I wouldnt be ashamed to be seen in

COLLEGE - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-13T18:04:08-07:00

all about learning new things

CRABS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-13T17:54:10-07:00

they shared a lover now theyre sharing something else

TABLE TALK - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-13T13:45:36-07:00

Its whats going on down under that counts

GETTING A GOOD WELCOME HOME - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-13T13:42:17-07:00

Theres nothing like it

BEER - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-13T13:39:14-07:00

Makes getting head from your buddys girfriend a snap

JUST - Rating: 3.7/5

2013-03-13T13:32:21-07:00

DO ME

EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE A PUPPY DIES - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-13T13:18:13-07:00

I always enjoyed masturbation and Ive always hated dogs.
This really give me the incentive to masturbate more often.

LAW ENFORCEMENT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-13T09:33:43-07:00

She Can Handcuff Frisk Mace Arrest Or Beat Me Anytime She Wants

WOMEN IN THE MILITARY - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-13T09:10:40-07:00

Alls Fair In Love And War

MISS AMERICA - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-13T08:58:42-07:00

Her Beauty And Talents Kill The Competition...Literally

GOOD BYE SEXY LINGERIE - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-13T03:35:17-07:00

HELLO SNUGGIE

THE TRUE TEST ANY PIECE OF LINGERIE - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-13T03:26:20-07:00

IS HOW IT LOOKS ON THE FLOOR

STOP RIGHT THERE MISTER - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-13T03:22:52-07:00

YOUR ASS MUST GET JEALOUS
OF ALL THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BARN - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-13T03:16:03-07:00

STAYS IN THE BARN

CHRISTMAS GIFTS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-12T20:46:58-07:00

If This Is My Gift Ill Never Ask For Anything Else

WOMEN ARE ALWAYS REASONABLE. - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-12T19:35:00-07:00

I dreamed you were cheating on me.
So I had a three way with the neighbor and his wife
shot your dog and burned all your possessions.

THAT VACANT BIMBO LOOK - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-12T17:24:36-07:00

doesnt matter if you do her doggie style

THE BEST TEACHING METHOD - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-12T16:43:04-07:00

is hands on demonstration

SHES A GREAT GARDENER - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-12T16:41:11-07:00

Every time I see her something grows in my pants

BUTTS - Rating: 3.3/5

2013-03-12T13:39:56-07:00

Some are good for ya... and some aint

WITH THIS RING I THEE WED... - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-12T13:36:37-07:00

Oh what the hells in a vow anyway

PERCUSSIONISTS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-12T13:33:38-07:00

Every job has its benefits. Id be drummin all day

HER MESSAGE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-12T09:55:10-07:00

Is Perfectly Clear.

DISCIPLINE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-12T09:43:46-07:00

Whos The Bitch Now

ATTITUDE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-12T07:48:37-07:00

Youll Know It When You See It

I SINK EAGLES ON THE GOLF COURSE - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-12T00:32:17-07:00

AND SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BEDROOM

WOMENS GOLF DEFINITIONS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-12T00:25:49-07:00

GREENS
WHAT WE EAT WHEN WED REALLY PREFER A CHEESEBURGER

WOMEN GOLF DEFINITIONS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-12T00:06:19-07:00

DOUBLE BOGIE
CASABLANCA FOLLOWED BY THE AFRICAN QUEEN

I WOULD LIKE TO ELEVATE MY GOLF GAME - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-11T23:55:31-07:00

TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN BANG LAS VEGAS COCKTAIL WAITRESS
AND GET SLAPPED AROUND BY SWEDISH SUPER MODELS

- Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-10T15:35:47-07:00

COUNTRY GIRLS MAKE ME SAY GIDDYUP - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-10T12:26:23-07:00

ON THE ROCKS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-09T22:33:34-08:00

Its Not Just For Alcohol Anymore

WAITRESSES - Rating: 4.2/5

2013-03-09T20:27:39-08:00

ASS GRAB - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-09T12:37:29-08:00

Her Hands Are Perfectly Placed

FLEXIBILITY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-09T12:32:14-08:00

Hot Damn My Imagination Is Running Wild

CAREER CHOICES - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-09T12:26:14-08:00

If Your Stuck In A Job The Rest Of Your Life Might As Well Be Good At It

HER BOOBS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-09T11:11:51-08:00

Her Shirt Can Hardly Contain Them

DO YOU HELP HER - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-09T11:05:01-08:00

Or Do You Just Wait And See What Happens Next

STRETCHING - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-09T10:01:05-08:00

My Favorite Part Of Working Out...To Watch

JEAN SHORTS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-09T09:54:05-08:00

With Some Nice Cleavage Thrown In

A POSE IS WITH A THOUSAND WORDS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-09T07:22:34-08:00

or in this case just two

THE BAD NEWS THE VACUUM CLEANERS LOST SUCTION - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-03-09T06:54:15-08:00

The good news I havent

BITCHES - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-09T01:57:33-08:00

LOVE ROCK STARS

MY MOUTH TASTE LIKE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-09T01:50:13-08:00

I MADE A BAD DECISION LAST NIGHT

ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR BOYFRIEND OVER YOUR HORSE - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-09T01:40:53-08:00

SAID NO COWGIRL EVER

CEILING CAMERA - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-09T00:39:26-08:00

Great View...Now Lets Zoom In A Little Closer

KEEP STARING AT MY ASS - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-09T00:34:55-08:00

Dont Worry I Wont Stop

FIVE STAR BAITS - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-08T04:44:18-08:00

WHEN I WAS OUT RUNNING TODAY - Rating: 3.8/5

2013-03-08T02:35:33-08:00

I HEARD SOMEONE CLAPPING
THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MY FIRM ASS CHEEKS SLAPPING TOGETHER

CANDLES AND CANDLE HOLDERS - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-08T02:30:18-08:00

MEN ARE LIKE CANDLES THEY BURN OUT QUICKLY
WOMEN ARE LIKE CANDLE HOLDERS ALWAYS READY FOR ANOTHER CANDLE

CHEATING IS NOT AN ACCIDENT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-08T02:23:37-08:00

FALLING OFF A BIKE IS AN ACCIDENT
YOU JUST DONT TRIP AND FALL INTO A VAGINA

IF YOU LIKE TO MAKE LOVE WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-08T02:13:41-08:00

ALWAYS LISTEN TO A LIVE CD
THAT WAY YOULL GET AN APPLAUSE EVERY 3 TO 4 MINUTES

FREE ADVERTISING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-07T19:40:02-08:00

courtesy of your friends

JOB INTERVIEW - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-07T19:35:54-08:00

she has some openings that need to be filled

GOOD MORNING - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-07T17:16:35-08:00

the sun isnt the only thing rising

WARNING - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-07T09:12:42-08:00

Well at my age I want everyone to know.

YOURE DOING IT WRONG - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-07T00:03:41-08:00

IF IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE A DEMON IS BEING EXORCISED FROM HER BODY

I WROTE A NEW SONG TODAY - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-06T23:55:40-08:00

ITS CALLED I COULD LOVE YOU FOREVER
IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE

I FELL DOWN STAIRS HOLDING A GUITAR - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-06T23:47:03-08:00

AND ACCIDENTALLY WROTE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG

STRIPED SOCKS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-06T19:56:11-08:00

I Really Didnt Notice She Was Wearing Any Until Now

RED LINGERIE - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-06T19:49:29-08:00

Looks So Damn Sexy On The Right Woman

BEAUTIFUL - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-06T19:43:20-08:00

Beacuse She Doesnt Always Half To Be Naked To Be HOT

YOUR MOVE - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-06T19:03:47-08:00

I WARNED YOU - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-06T17:34:15-08:00

if you kept making that face it would stick that way

BUT YOU DONT - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-06T15:30:18-08:00

so go make me a sandwich

YOU THINK THIS IS BAD - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-05T19:23:41-08:00

wait til you see where the feather duster goes

DIGNITY - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-05T18:56:07-08:00

thanks to your friend her cell phone and the internet you no longer have any

THONGS - Rating: 3/5

2013-03-05T14:50:38-08:00

NOT FOR THE OVER 40S

FASHION - Rating: 4.1/5

2013-03-05T09:10:48-08:00

The Ability To Make Shabby Clothing Look So Hot It Can Be Sold For 100

SPANKIN - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-05T08:50:31-08:00

Shes Just Daring You To

CAMEL TOE - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-05T00:26:13-08:00

WE SHOULDNT CALL IT CAMEL TOE
WE SHOULD CALL IT THE REASON I GO TO YOGA CLASSES

IT TAKES 337 MUSCLES TO FAKE AN ORGASM - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-05T00:17:51-08:00

BUT ONLY 15 TO SAY ITS CALLED A CLITORIS AND ITS RIGHT HERE

REAL MEN - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-05T00:09:49-08:00

MAKE YOUR PUSSY WET
NOT YOUR EYES

THE FARMERS DAUGHTER - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-04T19:10:45-08:00

See What Really Goes Down On The Farm

DISTRACTED DRIVING - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-04T18:41:53-08:00

Its Tough To Keep Your Eyes On The Road When This Happens

ANGELS - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-04T18:24:42-08:00

Looks Like Heaven To Me

SNACKTIME - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-04T08:35:30-08:00

Would You Like Some Milk To Go With Your Cookies

CAR WASH BABES - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-04T08:27:24-08:00

Would You Take Your Vehicle Anywhere Else

POKER - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-04T08:20:45-08:00

Her Full House Beats Your Royal Flush

STRIP DARTS - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-04T08:03:44-08:00

Id Like To Put One Right In HER Bullseye

DRUNK MOTHERS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-04T07:32:20-08:00

For The Price Of A Bottle Of Wine Shell Knock Your Socks Off

ADMIT IT - Rating: 3.4/5

2013-03-04T07:21:48-08:00

You Would Let Her Take A Dump On Your Chest

JUST REMEMBER - Rating: 5/5

2013-03-04T03:47:28-08:00

ANY BITCH BEFORE ME WAS A MISTAKE
ANY BITCH AFTER ME IS A DOWNGRADE

I MAY OF TRUSTED THAT FART - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-04T03:36:34-08:00

A LITTLE TO MUCH

REAL MEN WEAR PINK - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-04T03:26:04-08:00

AND SO DO THEIR BOYFRIENDS

LESBIAN SEX - Rating: 4.5/5

2013-03-03T20:25:04-08:00

Watching This Never Gets Old

STRIPPERS - Rating: 4.9/5

2013-03-03T20:15:11-08:00

Somewhere Along The Line Daddy Messed Up

MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER TAKE HER ANYWHERE - Rating: 4.8/5

2013-03-03T17:43:52-08:00

I hope this shuts her up

UNDERWEAR OREO - Rating: 4.6/5

2013-03-03T10:41:25-08:00

whos in the mood to get double stuffed

FORGETFULNESS - Rating: 4.7/5

2013-03-03T05:17:40-08:00

your neighbors dont mind

SHAVED GAPING PUSSY - Rating: 4/5

2013-03-03T02:44:24-08:00

Strange I thought it would be more sexy

WHEN I WAS A KID - Rating: 4.3/5

2013-03-03T02:39:44-08:00

I LIKED TO LAY FACE DOWN IN THE SNOW WITH A BONER
AND MAKE SNOW GIRLFRIENDS

TRUST ME - Rating: 4.4/5

2013-03-03T02:08:07-08:00

IM A JADI